December 2010
9 posts
George: So I started to walk into the water. I won’t lie to you boys, I was terrified! But I pressed on and as I made my way passed the breakers a strange calm came over me. I don’t know if it was divine intervention or the kinship of all living things but I tell you Jerry at that moment I was a marine biologist! Elaine: George I was just reading this thing in the papers, it’s amazing! George: I...
“He had seen the soul of humankind, and heard the carol on its lips. He would not...”
– Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol
“What are the differences between Mark Zuckerberg and me? I give private...”
– JULIAN ASSANGE
I'm Comic Sans, Asshole.
Listen up. I know the shit you’ve been saying behind my back. You think I’m stupid. You think I’m immature. You think I’m a malformed, pathetic excuse for a font. Well think again, nerdhole, because I’m Comic Sans, and I’m the best thing to happen to typography since Johannes fucking Gutenberg.
You don’t like that your coworker used me on that note...
