My The Grinch’s Daily Schedule 

4:00, wallow in self pity

4:30, stare into the abyss

5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one

5:30, jazzercize

6:30, dinner with me - I can’t cancel that again!

7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing

9:00, lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness